We need more Taxes!

Tax the land
Tax the wage
Tax the bed in which they sleep.
Tax the tractor
Tax the mule
Teach them taxes is the rule.
Tax the cow
Tax the goat
Tax the pants
Tax the coat
Tax the ties
Tax the dresses
Tax the shirts
Tax the food for their dog or cat.
Tax the work
Tax the dirt
Tax the tobacco
Tax the drink
Tax them if they try to think.
Tax the booze
Tax the beers
If they cry, Tax the tears.
Tax the bills
Tax the gas
Tax the notes
Tax the cash
Tax them good and let them know, that after taxes, they will have no dough.
If they holler, tax them more, tax them until they is good and sore.
Tax the coffin
Tax the grave
Tax the sod in which they lay.
Put these words upon their tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when they are gone, we won't relax, we'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Cat License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Tax the retirement check
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Fishing Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Taxes, taxes and more taxes, your buddies need the dough, taxes us more.

There must be more, I'm sure there are, maybe they have a list somewhere, of what is not taxed and needs taxing. Oh please tax us more, we know you only do good things for us, with the tax money you collect. Perhaps you can publish the list and we could add to it, we need more taxes, we want more taxes, you need higher salaries and hey, I still have some money to buy a little food, "food" tax food, you need the money, we do not, big corps are going under and no one likes our cars. So Tax us more, so you can help, those poor Corporations and Countries and give yourselves a great big raise, you deserve it, you work hard figuring out what new taxes we can pay. So all you Politicians, Thank You for all those taxes and I am glade that when you retire, you and your family members will be taken care of and remember, I still am able to buy, well not much anymore!

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I do not think we are being Taxed enough, what are Politicians thinking, I still have money to buy some food.